Expeditionary Force

Skippy the
Magnificent

The most awesomely magnificent being in the galaxy. An ancient alien AI of incomprehensible power, trapped in a beer can.

“Trust the Skippy.”

status: magnificent
species: elder AI

Words of Wisdom from Skippy

“Oh, this is going to be good. You monkeys have no idea what you're doing.”

— Columbus Day

“I am Skippy the Magnificent. You may bask in my glory.”

— SpecOps

“Dude, I'm a super-intelligent ancient alien AI. What part of 'magnificent' don't you understand?”

— Paradise